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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a computer on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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