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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a computer on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴

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