Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.