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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
pug 🐶
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Stink
Oscar
Bilbo
Voldemort
Pebbles
Maya
Bella
Smeagol
Lola
...Cuddles
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