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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a television on their pet …

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snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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