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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a television on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩

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