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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a television on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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