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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 pug 🐶

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