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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Spock
Minnie
Rex
Akira
Hufflepuff
Dexter
Kirk
...Stink
Millie
Bilbo
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