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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️

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