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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 canary 🦜

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