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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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