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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴

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