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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷

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