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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a sofa on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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