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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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