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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a barrel on their pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜

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