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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a barrel on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

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