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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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