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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 canary 🦜

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