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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶

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