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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕

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