Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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