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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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