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Pet squish

My step-auntie Victoria dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈

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