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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶

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