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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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