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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a piano on their pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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