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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳

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