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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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