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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a small child on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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