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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈

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