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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴

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