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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trudy
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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goldfish 🐠
guinea pig 🇬🇳
puppy 🐶
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
rock ⚫️
gerbil 🐹
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