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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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