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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a barrel on their pet …

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snake 🐍 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜

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