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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trudy
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cat 🐈
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
tarantula 🕷
rock ⚫️
puppy 🐶
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
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Dan
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