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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜

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