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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a television on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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