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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹

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