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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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