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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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