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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈

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