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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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