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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trudy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parakeet 🦜
monkey 🐒
labrador 🐕
rabbit 🐰
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
puppy 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
pug 🐶
hamster 🐹
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