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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 cat 🐈

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