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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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