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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴

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