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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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