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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈

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