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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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