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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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