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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

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