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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trudy
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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rock ⚫️
hamster 🐹
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
pug 🐶
parakeet 🦜
kitten 🐱
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