Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶

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