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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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