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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕

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