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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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