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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trudy dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈

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