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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Trudy
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rock ⚫️
parrot 🦜
canary 🦜
dog 🐕
parakeet 🦜
hamster 🐹
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
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Dan
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