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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a computer on their pet …

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dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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