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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a computer on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜

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