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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

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