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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️

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