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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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