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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰

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