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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹

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