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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a small child on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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