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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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