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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a small child on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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