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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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