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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a barrel on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶

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