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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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