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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a television on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒

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