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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠
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