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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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