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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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