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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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