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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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