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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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