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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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