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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 snake 🐍

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