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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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