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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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