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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜

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