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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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