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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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