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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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