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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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