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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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