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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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