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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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