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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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