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Pet squish

My step-auntie Greta dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕

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