Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.