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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷

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