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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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