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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜

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