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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜

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