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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷

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