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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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