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Pet squish

My step-auntie Trisha dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜

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